A diamond-shaped spacecraft. Unearthly flashing
                        lights. Shooting white beams. Five people aren't
                        sure exactly what they saw hovering over
                        Kimberley Mar. 5, but they agree on one thing -
                        the experience was out of this world!
                  
                  
                    By Christine Boyd
                          Weekly Editor
                    A diamond-shaped UFO
                        covered with flashing lights may have been
                        responsible for the collapse of the McKim
                        Theatre roof in Kimberley two weeks ago.
                    That's the rumour
                        setting the ski town a-buzz after at least five
                        witnesses reported seeing strange lights
                        drifting slowly above the Bavarian City around
                        midnight Mar. 5.
                    Fuelling speculation
                        were reports of an unearthly "light show"
                        spotted directly over the theatre roof just a
                        few hours before it's as-yet unexplained
                        collapse.
                    Flashing
                          Lights above McKim
                    The first sighting of
                        the UFO – and that's "unidentified flying
                        object," not necessarily "spaceship," all those
                        interviewed were quick to point out – seems to
                        have been made between 10 p.m. and midnight Mar.
                        5.
                    Home care worker Gail
                        Shay had just returned from work to her
                        apartment in the Pioneer Lodge on Church Street.
                        As she prepared to retire, she noticed unusually
                        bright lights dancing above the roof of the
                        theatre a few blocks away.
                    At first, the
                        46-year-old assumed that the beams were part of
                        a McKim Theatre Society-sponsored light show.
                    A second glance sent
                        shivers up her spine.
                    "It was like nothing
                        I've ever seen before," said Shay.
                    "At first, it seemed
                        like there was a crisscrossing spotlight going
                        up into the sky from the roof of the school. It
                        was glimmering, like the northern lights. There
                        were all these colours."
                    "Then the light
                        spread out like a mushroom cloud, exactly on the
                        same spot as where the roof is gone."
                    Aware that she might
                        be in for some ribbing after going on the record
                        about her experience, Shay quickly added that
                        she hadn't been drinking and isn't a spaceship
                        buff. Although she considers herself somewhat
                        unconventional and open to esoteric ideas, she
                        was overwhelmed by the experience.
                  
                  
                    
 
                  
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                          The light spread out like a mushroom cloud,
                          exactly on the same spot as where the roof is
                          gone.
                  
                  
                    
 
                  
                    I was reeling through
                        a list of possible explanations, Shay said she
                        decided that she must be hallucinating and
                        crawled quickly into bed.
                    "I just kept
                        thinking, "Well, it’s some unexplained natural
                        phenomena' . . . I can accept lots, but this was
                        too much!" she said.
                    "I just couldn’t keep
                        looking because my mind couldn't explain what I
                        was seeing. I witnessed something, but I don't
                        know what it was."
                    Shaking
                          knees in Townsite
                    Approximately an hour
                        later, 68-year-old Ted Zawaski was shaken out of
                        a deep sleep by a phone call.
                    On the other end of
                        the line was a friend in Chapman Camp,
                        incoherently insisting that Zawaski take a look
                        at the sky.
                    After a few minutes,
                        Zawaski, says he was able to make sense of the
                        friend's words - a diamond-shaped object covered
                        with flashing lights was drifting slowly over
                        the trees west of the town.
                    Grabbing their coats,
                        Zawaski and his wife ran outside.
                    "The minute I saw it,
                        I almost panicked, because it was like nothing
                        I’ve seen on this earth," said Zawaski, who
                        lives in Townsite.
                    Excitedly swapping
                        details with the friends in Chapman Camp, the
                        Zawaskis watched the object from 12:15 to 12:40
                        a.m when it drifted out of sight behind the
                        trees.
                    "What do I think it
                        is? I don't know. I can tell you what I don’t
                        think it was..." he said.
                    The quartet ruled out
                        every conventional explanation they could think
                        of for the phenomena - it was moving too slowly
                        and too low to the ground to be a plane or
                        helicopter and it had too many extremely bright
                        flashing lights to be a hot air balloon, said
                        Zawaski.
                    Zawaski admitted to
                        being a bit of a UFO aficionado himself, and has
                        spotted four over the past 30 years - in
                        Austria, Norway, near Calgary and Kimberley.
                        However the other three witnesss claimed that
                        they had never seen one before and weren't
                        looking.
                    Man-made,
                          not spacemen!
                    In fact, his two
                        friends from Chapman Camp only agreed to comment
                        if they could remain anonymous due to fear of
                        public ridicule:
                    "You're kind of
                        laughing at the whole thing yourself," said Mrs.
                        "X." "People make these little comments like,
                        'Well, were you drinking last night?"'
                    In fact, Mrs. X was
                        stone sober and doing a last tour of the house
                        before retiring for the night when she, like
                        Shay, noticed a bright light illuminating the
                        house from outside. Expecting to see a bright
                        star, she glanced outside and then stood
                        petrified.
                    "It was large and
                        round like a car light, so I thought it was a
                        plane that was going to be landing," she said.
                    As she observed with
                        dawning amazement, the "plane" hovered unmoving
                        for five minutes, bright white rays of light
                        shooting to each side. Then the lights changed.
                  
                  
                    
 
                  
                    "The
                          minute I saw it, I almost panicked because it
                          was like nothing I've seen on this earth."
                  
                  
                    
 
                  
                    "It was throwing out
                        quite a few different lights, rotating around
                        it. There were definitely four colours that I
                        recall and maybe two other ones," she recalled.
                    "Then, of course, I
                        ran in and called my husband 'Hey! You've got to
                        see this!"
                    Armed with a pair of
                        binoculars, Mr. X was the only witness to
                        perceive more details on the object. He reported
                        seeing a faceted shape like a diamond in a ring,
                        with an inverted cone underneath. Lights played
                        constantly about its surface, but they shimmered
                        like lights in a fog, not with the concentrated
                        energy of a bulb, he said.
                    "It definitely wasn't
                        a star," he said. "Stars twinkle they don't give
                        off dazzling light like that. It was too
                        brilliant and big for a star."
                    Mr. X believes it was
                        probably a man-made object, but is at a loss to
                        explain it.
                    "I don't believe in
                        flying saucers and little green men, space men,
                        and all that stuff, I don't believe in it" he
                        said. "I was the first to 'fooh-fooh!' all that
                        stuff when other people talked about seeing
                        UFOs. I think there's a logical explanation."
                    Back in Townsite,
                        Zawaski shook with excitement, too awed to take
                        his eyes off the object - which he now regrets
                        not photographing. He had to take a tranquilizer
                        to fall asleep after and couldn't help
                        constantly glancing over his shoulder the next
                        morning while skiing at the Kimberley Nordic
                        Track.
                    "It wasn't anything
                        I've ever seen anywhere," said Zawaski, adding
                        that the experience cured him of any desire to
                        see UFOs in the future.
                    "I don't ever want to
                        see another one: it's too devastating."
                    "If it
                        had been any closer, I would have had a heart
                        attack. When I hear reports of other people
                        experiencing these things from 20 metres away –
                        I don't think I'd survive."
                    Spaceship
                          not ruled out
                    While Cranbrook
                        Regional Airport doesn't have radar, nothing
                        unusual was reported that night by staff or
                        incoming pilots, according to its flight
                        services station.
                    However, Kimberley
                        RCMP received several telephone calls that night
                        about the phenomena, although they were unable
                        to verify the sighting.
                    The rumour was even
                        raised among members of School District No.6 at
                        an emergency meeting called to discuss the
                        collapsed theatre roof, which is attached to
                        McKim Middle School.
                    We're not about to
                        speculate on the cause of the collapse, but
                        we've heard all kinds of ideas, including UFO
                        sightings on Friday night," said George Watson,
                        school district director.
                    He did admit last
                        week, with tongue firmly planted in cheek, that
                        the work crew had not yet found anything in the
                        wreckage to rule out alien spacecraft as a
                        cause.
                    "We haven't yet, but
                        maybe when we get inside that building, we'll
                        find something: we could find anything!"