The Glowing Humanoid


On May 4, 2025, we were contacted by a gentleman regarding a bizarre experience he and his girlfriend had while camping near Bridesville, British Columbia. As the witness mentions, he recorded his experience using voice to text. This resulted in a document that has a lot of run-on sentences and very little in the way of punctuation, but does portray his panic and confusion regarding the remarkable events taking place. We decided to leave it just as it was submitted to us.

David Pengilly
UFO*BC Director


Hey. This happened June 17
th, 2023, near Bridesville, British Columbia. I wrote this using voice to text like a week after it happened. I tried to format it.

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So me and my girlfriend I decided to take her camping you know it's just it's nice out it's June so we decided to go camping along the US Canada border first night was perfect no light pollution the skies were beautiful you know we saw some weird UFOs and you know odd lights in the sky but you know nothing too crazy the first night whatever you know expected.


The Second Night


The second night is when things got crazy like super crazy we go to our things we go to Grand Forks hang out for the day it was cool hanging out of Grand Forks a lot of like cool people out there. Anyway we get back to the campground and we start setting up for the night it's about 9:00 whatever we can't have a campfire so we just said hold her chairs and you know I bring out the crank radio and we're just hanging out I'm not drinking not smoking there's nothing we're just hanging out with my girlfriend beautiful day and anyway so about an hour goes by or so and it's about 10:30 at night 10:45 I don't know something like that we're sitting in the lawn chairs facing towards the campground.


The Glowing Humanoid


All of a sudden we see this white figure is glowing White humanoid descending down the mountain towards us. It's only about 65 yards away it's just heading down the hill but it was glowing it was it was glowing it was glowing white it had like a white or around it almost like Mr Burns in that episode of The Simpsons when he's wandered through the forest and everyone thinks he's an alien like it kind of reminded me of that but we're looking at this thing and it's slowly making its way down it's not too far away it's just close enough to where you're staring at it and your mind is trying to make sense to what you're staring at you're not too sure like what this is other than it's a tall humanoid creature it had a scoliosis back so it kind of had like a it like it's back look like a f***** up scoliosis back but it was still standing up straight and it had the almond eyes and the little slit mouth and it's just descending down the mountain in slow motion. ( I would like to note that you could see its muscles and its spine, the spine looked super messed up it made no sense how it was standing straight")


So I have a set of these night vision monocular they're like 2008 whatever night vision monocular Gen 2 or whatever and my girlfriend goes hey grab the monocular let me look at this with the monocular so I passed it her way she staring at this for good 3 minutes and all she can say is wow this is captivating so I grabbed the monocular and I start staring at it and I could see it in more detail now but what's weird about it is it's like it was already glowing like obviously it was glowing with the white glow and everything but when I was looking at it through the monocular the creature itself was incredibly crisp through the night vision and time got distorted and slowed down and I'm just focusing on this creature and I noticed it has a Kendoll crotch which is bizarre so it does not have a penis but it was clearly naked and it was walking in a way it was descending down the hill in a way my girlfriend was saying it was descending down the hill like in slow motion on a skateboard but for me it was the descending down the hill in slow motion but the way was walking it wasn't bending anything like it's knees weren't bending it was incredibly bizarre like my brain had a hard time making sense of it and everything in my head that was telling me to run away was telling me to run away it was the freakiest thing that it was like incredible but what I noticed that really stuck out to me in the night vision was its face had no bleed over when you're looking at something through night vision and there's like a light source it's kind of like a light bleed over right it's eyes and its mouth were absorbing all the light because even in the night vision its eyes and mouth were pitch black.


Panic and Refusal to Leave


So at this point I'm freaking out because this is not right this is not natural this is not anything good this is this is an alien like I'm sorry but this was an alien so I tell my girlfriend I go get into the f****** Jeep Cherokee get into the f****** Jeep Cherokee so she runs in the Jeep Cherokee I grab my radio night vision all my stuff I toss it in there and I hop into the back and I tell her I said let's get the f*** out of here let's go and she goes no what if it wants to have a conversation and I'm like "dude if  this thing is going to talk what is this thing going to tell us what is it want to talk to us about like let's just leave like what the hell is this woman thinking we just saw a alien like let's go so anyway she's refusing to leave I'm getting extremely frustrated at this point I'm thinking like you know I don't want to get abducted I don't want to have a fire in the sky event I don't want to get radiated I don't like this is bad we this thing is horrifying so anyway we're sitting in the car she's refusing to leave and the campgrounds mostly empty we have about two other couples there's one couple three campsites away from us like towards the back and then there's one left towards where the alien was walking down and before we saw the alien they were kind of having like a big party and then all of a sudden it just went dark and quiet anyway so we're in the in the Jeep.


Strange Phenomena Intensify


And she's not leaving all of a sudden my radio keeps turning on and off on and off on and off on and off and I have transition lenses in my glasses and my glasses are transitioning into daytime which is incredibly messed up for 11:30 at night. Anyway we noticed that the people that were parked behind us directly where the alien was well actually I should see the alien was like coming for us and when I was looking at it through the night vision what was like super messed up was when I hit the IR flash light the thing turned and stared directly at me I mean I forgot to mention that anyway so I'm in the Jeep my girlfriend is refusing to leave she wants to have a conversation with this thing the people behind us all of a sudden they were asleep there out we hear banging on their trailers guide is a patrol around his car which is just incredibly weird like me no sense and then he moved it like an acre over so something was bugging them like something was harassing them anyway at this point I still want to leave the radio is going off my glasses are transitioning.


And then all of a sudden my girlfriend goes hey hand me the binoculars and I'm like I'm like okay hands me binoculars and guides me looking up i see  three different objects a green UFO a yellow UFO and then two Mario pipes well things that look like Mario pipes and they're like folding in to each other like it's weird it's like they're just like I just totally folding into each other so there's three UFOs there's this thing folding into itself in the trees and on top of this is the three white mist things that have materialized out of nowhere so we're staring at this we're trying to figure out what these mist things are we turn the lights on there's nothing that can be reflecting these things which is just weird anyway is that going on behind us there is a spotlight almost like I can't describe it but it's like a perfect like 2 m by 2 m circle of just pure white light like it's daytime behind our Jeep which makes no sense anyway so we're seeing a literal flying saucers a literal alien and now there's this light behind the Jeep and it's like okay this is insane everything bad that could happen is happening.


The Jeep Assault


Anyway it gets worse there's a tapping all of a sudden the whole Jeep there's a tapping on the roof on the windows on the hood on the back just everywhere just happened it's not raining it's not hailing it's perfectly dry it just makes no sense something is tapping all over the Jeep and on top of that something's running around the Jeep fast running around the Jeep I can hear it's heavy footsteps that sounds like a person running around and I can see it being picking up dust like I can see kicking up dirt as it's running around her Jeep at 11:30 at night by the way my phone all of a sudden I lost service all this stuff nothing was working the the car itself was having like electrical issues holy s*** so this thing's running around I see a kicking up dirt it's it's like tapping and like banging the Jeep.


The Chair Incident


And at this point I'm like we have to get the hell out of here we have to get the hell out you're like what are we doing here she goes well we can't leave unless you get the the God damn the goddamn I don't know camping chairs so what do you call them outside chairs I don't know before we f****** leave and I'm like what the hell why would I ever get the f****** folding chairs we just saw an alien this thing's running around is banging on the f****** car we we saw a saucers and now there's this f****** thing and she goes no we have to it's a special chair and I'm like dude I'll give you 400 bucks let's just get out of here she refuses to sleep and this is what's crazy about it I think she was possessed by the alien and kept making kept trying to make me like force me out of the Jeep.


Cuz this is what happens next I get out of the Jeep cuz at this point I'm like just whatever I can't let her go get it because if she gets it then I get a emasculated but this is like my Juno Beach this is my Juno Beach okay just see understand like how intense this is so I run out and I grab the first chair toss it straight into the Jeep then I grabbed the second chair that this woman is making me f****** do this which is insane and as I'm grabbing the second charges hauling it into the Jeep something grabs my shoulder and it was like the coldest hand ever I don't know what it was something grabbed my shoulder and I yelled and I kind of swung my arm and it felt like I was almost like my hand got tazed it was so weird incredibly bizarre.


Attempting to Escape


So at this point I'm just like I'm mad I'm frustrated I'm terrified and this woman just is like so unconcerned I'm like dude we're getting assaulted by an ET a paranormal force it's like maybe you should be more concerned anyway I tell her let's get the hell out of here I got your stupid chairs and she goes no we can't leave yet you have to turn off that light I'm like what like I'm in the back of this Jeep and behind us we have a towel that was hanging over the back window there is a orb of green bluish light behind the towel and I just look at my girlfriend and I go we have to get the hell out of here this is not our light who says light has nothing to do with us and she kind of like kind of clicks okay she starts the car we leave and she goes well it feels like there's something with us and I go yeah I know there's this glowing light behind a towel and there's like something climbing on the roof of the Jeep like it's no good like this is no good.


The Towel and the Fireball


She starts driving through the campground with a something climbing on our roof lol we get out of the campground and instead of you know driving away I don't know 10 15 km down the road you know 20 miles whatever she pulls over like 500 feet down the highway from the campground and tells me to f****** grab the f****** towel to hang out the back it's like dude let's just f****** go who gives a f*** about the towel she was going "I can't see anything I need to grab the towel what if I lose it" it's like dude who gives a f*** we just got assaulted by paranormal entities or whatever we saw flying saucers some thing folding in on itself it's like this is all bad but anyway at this point I'm like who gives a f***  you know these aliens already got me whatever so I take two big strides out of the Jeep to grab this towel I don't even look at the towel because the light is still there.


And as soon as I pull the towel the loudest noise in my life happens it's like someone's blowing into a harmonica like if someone blew as loud as he possibly could into a harmonica inside my head that's how loud this noise was and I just f****** ripped the towel down I don't even I don't really even look and I go run as fast as I can into the Jeep and as I'm turning away looking down there's almost like you know when a semi passes you and you kind of feel the force on the highway when a semi passes. I kind of felt that and a fireball just f****** sped down the road. then all of a sudden my girlfriend got concerned and scared like a trance was broken


We drove back to my moms house and on the way i saw the fireball one last time driving through OK Falls it appeared in the middle of the road like a football field ahead and it vanished.


 

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